http://www.people.com/article/petition-nicolas-cage-saturday-night-live

"Nicolas Cage is the most accomplished Renaissance man the solar system has ever witnessed." 

That's the start of a Change.org petition created by superfan Christopher Isaacson to have the actor, 51, host Saturday Night Livefor a second time. 

Like Cage, Isaacson himself has a flair for the dramatic: "For him to not host Saturday Night Live for the first time in over 20 years would be a crime against humanity," he writes.

While Cage made a "Weekend Update" cameo in 2012, he hasn't hosted since 1992. 

So far, only 269 people have signed the petition, but everybody knows that Cage rules the Internet, so it seems only a matter of time before the petition goes viral. To ensure that happens, fans have already coined the hashtag #UncageSNL and created individual dedicated Twitter and YouTube accounts. 

Oh gawd