'Now if you could just sign here, yes, right there, where it says you understand and agree your..."hell cycle" insurance doesn't cover loss through natural disasters......'
'Yes, Mr Ghost Rider, I can see where it says equal opportunities.... but we just feel someone with your...unique skills..... is over qualified for the job of Halloween scare-o-gram'
"We had no choice but to pull you off the Romania flight Mr...err.. 'G. Rider'. See here, 'Extinguish all smoking materials' nothing flammable is allowed on board!"
-- Edited by Lula Argante on Sunday 31st of October 2010 04:12:03 PM
"Oh thank you so much Mr Ghost Rider, my son has wanted your autograph ever since you told him he was innocent in jail! His Mother and I are so grateful to you for that ...although it's cost us thousands in trauma therapy... Don't worry I've had it especially flame proofed for you if you could just sign there!"
