I am not sure if this was penned by our very own Sprocket, but here is another review gem from his blog, Cage Wisdom! I loved this not least for the pain in my sides I now have due to laughing the whole way through, but also for the piccies!
Hehehehehe, lol!!! I must return to this thread, it is funny as hell! And of course, the pictures! Sigh, but the stuffed by a taxidermist body was a very NICe extra feature of the movie, don't cha know.
Less a blue-eyed boy than a black-eyed beast. With hair sprouting from every crevice and his own and other men’s blood staining his bulging deltoids, Nic grimaces like the Incredible Hulk having his chest waxed. Whether or not you like Con Air, in shots like these it reaches some kind of monumental apex of the action film.
Hmmm, just read this again, plus the Honeymoon in Vegas review. Are you trying to ruin my Con-Air obsession Sprocket! Cause now certain images have become mixed in with your comments, I may never watch it in the same simple, purely enjoyable eye-candy, WTF way again! What is this obsession with emasculation? Mybe it's a guy thing. And poor John Cusack, I never saw him like that, now I will probably think wimp! Everytime I see him, lol! Just joking, Sprocket and Jay, these were great fun to read, I love your blog.
Hey, I just wanna ask you if you know the real name of that Casey, Cameron Poe's daughter. And where is she right now? Thanks!! i super love that kid!!
LOL. OMG! That Rabid Bunny review is so witty and hilarious! Well done, Sprocket! Makes me want to see it again tonight! Thanks, Lady T. for posting the link to it!
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